Some Timely Funnies
“Sir, I’m sorry….the press got wind of our plan to ensure the nation’s school children are in line with you.”
“What? How did that happen?”
“Sorry, sir. Must be another security deal. I’ll get the staff working on the re-write we promised.”
“It’s hard, but I’m keepin’ it cool. See how cool I am in these shades?”
“Come on, Van. You didn’t really say all those things on tape did you? You’re just playin’ with me.”
“Of course I did. Hell, I even said them to you when we met. Don’t you remember?
“What?”
“You didn’t really sign that truther thing, did you?”
“Oh, you know I did. Who didn’t?”
“Crap.”
“Hillary, do you think a billboard with this picture will help me get over the Van hurdle?”
“No, Barack. I don’t think so.”
“How about this picture? It shows I’ve got it all under control. Maybe then they’ll overlook my Czars’ indiscretions and buy off on our takeover of health care. Right?”
“Um…sorry. I don’t think so. There’s no hope for you now.”
“Mr. President. I just want to make damn sure you don’t come into our chamber and get rid of the public option. I WILL NOT ALLOW A BILL TO PASS WITHOUT IT!!”
“Shut up, Nancy. I have enough problems to deal with. You’ll take what you get and be glad you got it.”
“Hey, Bob. Is there any way we can make our new jobs claims believable? Any way at all?”
“Um…no, I don’t think so, sir.”
“Dear Lord, please don’t let Fox find out any more details on my Czars’ questionable backgrounds.”
Meanwhile at the daily briefing…”Hey Robert. Do you have any comments on the new YouTube videos that came out today showing…”
“Wait, wait, wait guys. I told you I plead the 5th on any video evidence regarding unvetted high ranking government officials making questionable comments on video or any controversial petitions or documents they may or may not have signed and whether or not they knew what the documents said when they signed them.”
Meanwhile, back in the oval office…
“Mr. President, I’ve got my white board in the car with all the latest poll numbers and details on the stimulus package. I’d be happy to go get it and review them with you.”
“Shut up, Karl.”
