Wednesday, February 22, 2006
American...Idol!!!!!

Okay, so I watch American Idol. Tommy hates that I watch it, but who cares? It's American Idol!! I know a lot of people just like to watch the beginning of it to see the really bad people get humiliated. Well, that's just mean. I like to watch the final 24 because that's when you get to see if the ones they pick can really sing, or if they just picked them to set them up for failure.

I watched the girls last night. I liked Paris. She was cute and talented. But young...oh, so young. Don't think she'll end up being able to hang. No mass appeal. Lisa...oh, Lisa. Young too, but oh so poised. Talented too. But I think they'll end up telling you there isn't enough emotion there in the end. Poor Lisa.

But tonight....well, tonight.....I I really think in the end this season is gonna be all about the guys. Sorry, Paris. Sorry Lisa. I think that's the way it's gonna be.

ACE!!!!! ACE!!!!! ACE!!!! What is there NOT to like about Ace? He's Constantine on steroids. I gots ta have me some Ace each week, I think. I loves me some Ace. Go check out some Ace for yourself. Trust me, if you didn't watch tonight he can sing too!

And Taylor. Man, Taylor you can really belt out a toon. Love to listen to Taylor...but look at him? Not so much. Maybe a little too old looking even for this seasoned pilot's wife.

And Sway....Sway....say it....Sway. It's just fun to say....Sway. Sway can sing...really high notes. But he's a little too girly for me. Fun to watch, but girly.

Bobby - go have another drink why don't ya?

Bucky....you need a throat lozenge, boy.

Elliott...you're good, I'll give you that. But I like to look at ACE....ACE....ACE!!!!!!! Sorry.

Gedeon.....where did you come from and how do we put you back? Pretentious, egotistical, egomaniacle twit. With a weird smile. Sorry, but I have to agree with Simon on that one. Creepy. Very creepy.

Kevin.....you're cute in a school boy sort of way. I think you need a few more years before you can be successful with the viewers. You look like you still need a babysitter.

Those are my impressions...nobody else really left one, good or bad.

So....what did you think (if you watched it)?

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Comments

You are nuts - the girls were way more talented. I think Tommy needs to give you some or something.

Posted by: yourolderwisersister on February 23, 2006 10:04 AM

Nope, my only reality indulgence is Project Runway. THAT is some fun bitchiness!

Posted by: buffi on February 23, 2006 12:18 AM

I am with Tommy, surely there was hockey on some where.

Posted by: DrinkJack [TypeKey Profile Page] on February 22, 2006 10:28 PM

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