There’s Just Too Much Material!
But I will give it a try…enjoy.

“Sir…um…I think you’re gonna have to make a decision on Afghanistan. I’m really feeling the heat in those daily briefings.”

“Shut up, Robert. Just do your job. I have about 12 more meetings to go before my erudite self can truly understand the issues and make the right decision.”

“But sir…we have those guys out there…losing compatriots every day…morale is low…for the love of God please make a decision. “

“Yes, Barack. Please make a decision. Not for you or for me, but for all those brave souls out there fighting for America.”

“Who the hell let him in here?”

“Just trying to help, Mr. President. Also, I have some of the latest numbers on health care and your approval ratings on my white board Fox News gave me if you’d like to go over them later.”

“Eric, can you do something about him?”

“No sir, I’m afraid I can’t. I haven’t been able to find a way to legally deny his access rights to the oval office. The prior administration was good. Damn good.”

“Crap.”

“While we’re at it sir, the decision to hold the 9/11 terrorists’ trials in NYC hasn’t gone over so well.”

“Then why the hell did you tell me it was the right thing to do?”

“Sir…I thought we were trying to fundamentally transform America.”

“I know I said that, but what I said and what I meant aren’t necessarily the same thing. Didn’t we go over this?”

“Yes, sir. We did. My bad. But I don’t think there’s any way to go back now. You promised to close down G’tmo.”

“Crap.”

“Um….Mr. President? The latest Rasmussen poll on your health care reform is not looking good. I really think you need to look at my white board.”

“Karl! I’m not going to tell you again! I and my team have read many more books and know much more than the common folk could ever hope to know. We know what’s good for them, so we will make these health care decisions for them. They are way too ignorant to know what’s good for them.”

“Wow. You really think you can get all this stuff through before 2010?”

“Or 2012?”

“Yes, we can!”

“Um…sir….some secret emails were just released that prove the whole global warming thing was a scam.”

“I don’t wanna hear it, Robert. Just handle it. We have got to get cap and tax through before 2010. We have to make sure people are so desperate to pay their energy bills…and any bills that relate to goods or services from companies that provide goods or services that use energy to do business….that they become completely dependent on government aid by 2010. Have you looked at Karl’s white board?”

“That’s right. I knew you were listening.”

“Shut up, Karl.”
























